Copy of Dank Zine - Issue 79

The rabbit hole gets stranger! Issue 79 is here to drag you into the weirder, louder, and more obscure corners of gaming. From lost Nintendo projects to chaotic Twitch marathons, this issue is packed with retro deep cuts, wild art, and enough chiptune static to fry your Game Boy.

Featured Articles & Retro Reviews:

Famicom Bunko: Hajimari no Mori: The quiet Super Famicom adventure that Nintendo never localized—and the nearly finished Game Boy Color port uncovered in the Nintendo Gigaleak.

Nintendon’t 8: Goati explains how to wrangle 55 streamers, obscure games, wrestling belts, and unexpected Bratz soundtracks into one absurdly entertaining Twitch event.

Bargain Bin Hidden Treasure: MARU’s 24-track chiptune explosion, mastered and raw, straight from the Game Boy.

Weird New Hacks & Translations:

Märchen Veil: Sunsoft’s tragic goat-man RPG, finally in English.

Zero4 Champ: Quarter-mile racing meets RPG menus.

Sword World : The anti-grind JRPG Japan kept for itself... until now.

Dank Reviews:

Please Don’t Play This Game: 3-D Dinosaur Adventure: Edutainment trauma, cardboard Doom mazes, and nuclear Game Overs.

Please Play This Game Instead: Jurassic Park (Game Gear): Rockets, raptors, and short-burst perfection.

Game Boy-oscopes:

MisterRadon returns with pixel-powered horoscopes to predict your future using classic Game Boy carts.

Dank Art Features:

AnnK

Goemonsama

Chuboh

Maru